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Monday, January 31, 2011 Happy Wordless Wednesday!!

Posted byThe Bizarre Jokesterat7:11 AM

8comments: the teachsaid...

Ha! Very funny! Happy WW on Tuesday! :)

January 29, 2008 9:53 PM

Photographic Memoriessaid...

Oh, funny-funny! Happy WW! Take care...

January 29, 2008 10:38 PM

Sandee (Comedy +)said...

Yep, and in California you might want to do that in February. Have a great WW. :)

January 30, 2008 12:42 AM

gennysaid...

thats funny too. hehehhe

January 30, 2008 1:26 AM

Yensaid...

Bwahahaha..thanks for the laugh:)

January 30, 2008 3:05 AM

Cheeriosaid...

Very funny.
Mine's up too.

January 30, 2008 9:30 AM

**"Liza"**said...

lol that is sure funny..

January 30, 2008 5:24 PM

Stephensaid...

cool and funny.... lol

March 7, 2008 2:00 PM

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Light bulb jokes-School teachers

How many school teachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

posted by Mitesh Asher at 12:01 AM on Mar 9, 2012

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TT - New Old Sayings

- Don't byte off more than you can view.

- Fax is stranger than fiction.

- What boots up must come down.

- Windows will never cease.

- In Gates we trust (and our tender is legal).

- Virtual reality is its own reward.

- Modulation in all things.

- A user and his leisure time are soon parted.

- There's no place like ( http://www.)home(.com)

- Know what to expect before you connect.

- Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.

- Speed thrills.

- Give a man (or for that matter anyone) a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use The Net and he won't bother you for weeks.

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Hilarious jokes-Lawyer and boxing referee

What's the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.

posted by Mitesh Asher at 12:01 AM on Mar 7, 2012

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Really funny jokes-Poker pro

A poker pro sees an old friend of his at the Rio during the World Series of Poker and pulls him aside.

"Look, man," he says, "I really hate to ask this but you've known me for years and you know I wouldn't ask unless I'm desperate. I've been running terrible, I can't feed my wife and kids right now, and we're about to get kicked out of our house. Can I borrow $1,000 just to keep our heads above water until I figure something out?"

"Of course," his friend says, "but with just one condition. You have to swear to me that you won't play poker with it, and that it'll go towards food for your family."

The poker pro breaks out into a huge grin. "I swear. I can even prove it to you, as here's my $10,000 entry to the Main Event that I just bought in for, so I'll definitely be too busy the next few days to even think about playing poker with the $1,000!"

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Cat Contemplation - 2

There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." --Anonymous

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." --Anonymous

"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." --Jeff Valdez

"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." --English proverb

"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." --Ellen Perry Berkeley

"One cat just leads to another." --Ernest Hemingway

"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." --Mary Bly

"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." --Joseph Wood Krutch

"People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life." --Faith Resnick

"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." --Anonymous

"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." --Hippolyte Taine

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TT - All quotes by Albert Einstein

"If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?"

"The must incomprehensible thing about the universe is that it is comprehensible."

"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new."

"Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value."

"Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love."

"You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother."

"The wireless telegraph is not difficult to understand. The ordinary telegraph is like a very long cat. You pull the tail in New York, and it meows in Los Angeles. The wireless is the same, only without the cat."

"When asked how World War III would be fought, Einstein replied that he didn't know. But he knew how World War IV would be fought: With sticks and stones!"

"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S RELATIVITY."

"Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing."

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

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