Saturday, February 5, 2011


Bania market jata hai underwear
purchase karne.

Bania: Yeh kitne ka hai?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500.
Kanjoos Bania: Arey bhai daily wear
dikhaao, party wear nahin.

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Sardar to Bania friend: Main apna purse
ghar bhool aaya, mujhe 1000 Rs chahiye.

Funny Kanjoos Bania: Dost hi to dost ke kam aata hai. Yeh lo Rs.10 . Riksha karle ghar jao aur apna purse le aao.

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