Laughter Challenge

Hindi

Banta: Tumne apni patni ko birthday par diamond ring kiyon di? Voh to car chahti thi na?
Santa: Par mein nakali car kahan se le ke ata?

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Santa: Mein apni patni ko birthday par kon-sa gift du?
Banta: Ik diamond ring de do.
Santa: Nahi mein kutch badi si cheej deni chahta hu.
Banta: Fir MRF ka tyre de do.

English Version

Banta: Why did you buy your wife a huge diamond ring for her B'day? I thought she wanted a car.
Santa: She did, but where in the world was I going to find a fake car?

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Santa: I want to gift something special to my wife on our marriage anniversary.

Banta: Give her a diamond ring.

Santa: No, I want something big.

Banta: Give her an MRF tyre.