Short Jokes Funny SMS in Hindi

Short Jokes Funny SMS in Hindi Principal: Agar koi ladka girl's hostel me paya gaya, to usko pehli bar Rs 300 fine lagega, dusri bar 500 aur teesri bar Rs 800 fine lagega. Mr Funny: Monthly pass ka kya lega, mamu? Principal to Students: You people must sleep atleast 7 hours a day. Mr Funny: Impossible Sir! College Is Only For 6 Hours! * * * Short Man: Are Mr Funny bole to, agar bina daanton ka Kuta kat le to kya karny ka ? Mr Funny: Very simple bhai, bole to bina Sui ke 14 injection lagvane ka... * * * Short Man: Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya? Funny GIRL: Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

Short Man: Mr Funny, bole to yeh Ford kya hai? Mr Funny: Bhai, gaadi hai. Short: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai? Mr Funny: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi. * * * Principal: Akal badi ki bhais? Mr Funny: Bole toh pehlay date of birth Bata mamu. * * * Mr Funny: Aei bhai apun ko bhi computer sikhne ka hai. Short Man: Tu sala computer sikhkar karega kya tereko to sala mouse bhi pakdne ko nahi aata hai. Mr Funny: Aei bhai agar mouse apun pakdega to sala BILLY kya karegi * * * Short Man: Yaar Funny, apun ke mobile me koi adult sms bhej, ya fir koi adult joke suna de yaar. Mr Funny: Le fir sun: College ke char devare me ajeb se khel hote hai khel he khel me dilo ke mel hote hai class room jaise jail hote hai eslea to AASHIK har saal fail hote hai... Short Man: Wah Wah Balle Balle Kya SMS hai !