Monday, September 19, 2011

Difference between cricketers and condoms

Q: What's the difference between cricketers and condoms? 
A: Cricketers drop the catches and condoms catches the drops. 


Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and a woman? 
A: Riding a bicycle you fix your ass & move your legs, riding a woman you fix your legs & move your ass. 

Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear? 
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night

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