* Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complementary mints by the cash register.
* ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
* Pay for your dinner with pennies.
* Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
* Wander around the restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
* Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
* At the laundry mat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
* As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
* Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
* Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
* Pretend your mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
* Name your dog "Dog."
* Ask people what gender they are.
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