Animal jokes-Mad Cow

Two cows were talking in the field one day.

First Cow: "Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that's going around?"

Second Cow: "Yeah, makes you glad you're a penguin, doesn't it?"

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Animal jokes-Giraffes and poker

Why do giraffes hate to play poker?

Because you can't shake a tree without a bunch of cheetahs falling out.

posted by Mitesh Asher at 12:01 AM on Mar 5, 2012

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Animal jokes-Dogs and Cats

A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me ... They must be gods!

A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me ... I must be a god!

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