Clean jokes-Philosopher and Engineer

What's the difference between a philosopher and an engineer?

About 50,000 a year.

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Clean joke-Lifting weights

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights?

A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

posted by Mitesh Asher at 12:01 AM on Feb 22, 2012

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Clean jokes-Math problem

What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples?

A senior high school math problem.

posted by Mitesh Asher at 12:01 AM on Mar 2, 2012

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Clean jokes-Math problem

What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples?

A senior high school math problem.

posted by Mitesh Asher at 12:01 AM on Mar 2, 2012

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Clean joke-Lifting weights

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights?

A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

posted by Mitesh Asher at 12:01 AM on Feb 22, 2012

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Clean jokes-Little Bunny Foo Foo

Little Bunny Foo-Foo, hopping through the forest, scooping up the field mice, and bopping them on the head.

Down-n-n-n came the good fairy. She said, "Little Bunny Foo-Foo, I don't want to see you scooping up the field mice, and bopping them on the head. If you don't behave, I will turn you into a goon! I will give you THREE chances!"

The next day:

Little Bunny Foo-Foo, hopping through the forest, scooping up the field mice, and bopping them on the head.

Down-n-n-n came the good fairy. She said, "Little Bunny Foo-Foo, I don't want to see you scooping up the field mice, and bopping them on the head. If you don't behave, I will turn you into a goon! I will give you TWO more chances!"

The next day:

Down-n-n-n came the good fairy. She said, "Little Bunny Foo-Foo, I don't want to see you scooping up the field mice, and bopping them on the head. If you don't behave, I will turn you into a goon! I will give you ONE more chance!"

The next day:

Little Bunny Foo-Foo, hopping through the forest, scooping up the field mice, and bopping them on the head.

Down-n-n-n came the good fairy. She said, "Little Bunny Foo-Foo, I warned you! I gave you three chances, and you didn't behave." She waved her magic wand, and POOF! Little Bunny Foo-Foo turned into a goon.

AND THE MORAL OF THIS STORY IS:

Hare today, goon tomorrow!

(Usually told in song with appropriate hand movements.)

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Clean jokes-Enjoy

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it’s all play.

posted by Mitesh Asher at 12:01 AM on Feb 17, 2012

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