Dil ke chhalon ko koi shayari kahe, to parwah nahi
Takleef to tab hoti hai, Jab koi wah-wah karta hai
Apne hisse ki zindagi to hum jee chuke chunni babu,
Ab to bas dhadkanon ka lihaj karte hain,
Magar kya karen duniya walon ka,
Jo aakhari saans par bhi aitaraz karte hain.
Pyar aatma ki parchhai hai
Ishq ishwar ki ibadat
aur Mohabbat zindagi ka maksad
magar afsos ki baat hai chunni babu,
ki aapke dost ke paas to kuchh bhi nahi hai,
na atma na ibadat na maksad,
aur aap ye jo baar baar hathon main rupaye pakadte hain na dev babu,
kotho par ye tawayafo ke talwon main hote hain,
agar itna hi ghamand hai apne aap par, to hame wahi lauta dijiye,
jo humne aap par kharch kiye hain, do ratein
humari do ratein udhar rahee aap par dev babu,
jab tak aap nahi aayenge mahfil nahi sajegi,
in aankho ko aapka intazaar rahega
babuji ne kahaa gaon chhod do,
sabne kahaa paro ko chhod do,
paro ne kahaa sharaab chhod do,
aaj tumne kah dia, haweli chhod do,
ek din aayega jab wo kahenge, duniya hi chhod do
Yu nazar se nazar ki baat ki, ki dil chura le gaye
hum to samjhe the but, aap to dhadhkan suna gaye
Kaun kambakht bardasht karnay ko peeta hai hum to peete hain ki yahan par bhaith sakain tumhein dekh sakain, tumhain bardasht kar sakain, behosh ho sakain, paroo ko bhula sakain, par chandramukhi, yeh paroo ki yaad hamain hosh khone nahi deti, kyun itna peene ke baad bhi uski yaad hame satati hai din raat kyun .....kyun itna na samajh ho jata hai insaan ....kyun galti kar bhaithata hai ...kyun ek choti si galti ki itni bari saza milti hai ki zindagi ke raaste hi alag ho jate hain, ek chala jaye shadi ke raaste par aur DUSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH.....
apne hisse ki zindagi to hum jee chuke chunni babu
ab to bas dhadkano ka lihaaz karte hain
kya kahen ye duniya walo ko jo,
aakhari saans par bhi aitaraaz karte hain
Zindagi main agar kuch bananaa ho kuch hassel karna ho
to hamesha apne dil ke suno or agar dil bhi jawab naa de
to apne aankhen band karke apne maa or baap ka naam lo,
phir dekhna
har mushkil assan ho jayage, jeet tumhare hoge sirf tumhare!
Mujhse shaadi karogi
agar mein kahun mein tum se pyar karta hun, tab bhi nahi
shaalini mein tumse aur sirf tumse pyar karta hun
meri har saans meri har dhadkan mere har pal mein tum ho sirf tum ho shalini
mujhe yakeen hai ki mein sirf isliye janma hun ki tumse pyar kar sakun
tum sirf isliye ki ik din meri ban jao
tum meri ho shaalini
aur tum agar apne dil se poochhogi to jaan logi ki mein sach kah rahaa hun
Do aansu is aankh se gire, phir do oos aankh se,
Phir do ees aankh se, do oos aankh se,
Phir do oos aankh se, do oos aankh se,
Kitne huye?...Nau lakh ke haar ke liye, Barah lakh ke Aanso?
Daddy hote to kehte, Vijay tumhe business karna nahi aata?"
Bhai, muchhe ho to Nathulal ke jaisi, warna na ho Aaj itni bhi mayyassar nahin maikhaane mein,
Jitni hum chor diya karte the paimaane mein
aapki yaad kaise aayegi
aap ye kyun samajh naa pate hain
yaad to sirf unki aati hai
ham kabhi jinko bhool jate hain
ashko mein jaise dhul gaye sab muskurate rang
raste mein thak ke so gayee maasoom si umang
dil hai ki fir bhi khaab sajaane ka shauk hai
paththar pe bhi gulaab ugane ka shauk hai
baraso se yun to ek amaavas ki raat hai
ab isko hausalaa kahun ki zid ki baat hai
dil kahta hai andhere mein bhi raushani to hai
maanaa ki raakh ho gaye ummed ke alaav
is raakh mein bhi aag kahin par dabi to hai
sach to ye hai kusoor apna hai
chaand ko chhune ki tamanna thi
aasmaan ko zameen par maanga
phool chaha ki paththaro pe khile
kaanto mein kee talaash khushboo ki
aarzoo kee ki aag thandak de
barf mein dhoondhate rahe garmi
khaab jo dekha chaaha sach ho jaye
iski hamko sazaa to milni hi thi
sach to ye hai ki kusoor apna hai
jaane kinki talash unki aankho mein thi
aarzoo ke musafir bhatakate rahe
jitne bhi wo chale, utne hi bichh gaye raah mein faasale
khaab manzil the aur manzile khaab thi
raasto se nikalte rahe raaste
jaanke kiske vaaste aarzoo ke musaafir bhatakte rahe
koi purani yaad mera raasta roke mujhse kehti hai
itni jalati dhoop mein yun kab tak ghoomoge
aao chalke beete dino ki chhao mein baithe
us lamhe ki baat kare, ki jisme koi phool khila tha
us lamhe ki baat kare, ki jisme kisi aawaz ki chaandi khanak rahee thi
us lamhe ki baat kare, ki jisme kisi ki nazaro ke moti barase the
koi purani yaad mera raasta roke mujhse kehti hai
itni jalati dhoop mein yun kab tak ghoomoge
un dino jabki tum the yahaan, jindagi jaagi-jaagi si thi
saare mausam bade meharbaan dost the
raaste daawatname the jo manzilon ne likhe the zameen par hamare liye
ped baahen pasaare khade the, ghane chhav ki shaul pahanane ke vaaste
shaam ko sab sitare, bahut muskurate the jab dekhte the hame
aati jaati hawaye koi geet khushbu kaa gaati hui
chhedati thi, guzar jaati thi
aasman pighale neelam ka ek gehera taalaab tha
jisme har raat chand ka ek phool khilta tha aur
pighale neelam ki laharo mein beheta hua
wo hamare dilo ke kinaro ko chhoo leta tha
un dino jab tum the yahaan
Har team mein sirf ek hi gunda ho sakta hai aur is team ka gunda mein hun
Sattar minute hain tumhare paas. Shayad ye tumhare zindagi ke sab se khaas sattar minute. Aaj tum aacha khelo ya bura, yeh sattar minute tumhe zindagi bhar yaad rahenge. kaise khelna hai.. aaj mein tumhe nahi bataunga, bas itna kahunga, ki jao aur ye sattar minute jee bhar kar khelo, kyonki iske baad aane wali zindagi chahe kuch sahi ho ya galat, chahe kuch rahe ya na rahe, haaro ya jeeto, lekin ye sattar minute tumse koi nahin chheen saktha, kyunki mein jaantha hu ki aagar ye sattar minute is team ka har player apne zindagi ki sabse badiya hockey khele, to ye satar min khuda bhi tumse vaapas nahin maang sakta
Tumhe aise kitne din yaad hai Roy, Your first job, pehla suit, pehli salary? Jab tumne ek ladki ko pehli baar chooa, pehli baar chooma? Jab pehli baar tumhara dil dhadka. 30 saal ki Zindagi mein aise kitne din hain jo tumhe yaad hain - 1, 2, 3 , 5 , 10 , 15, 30… 30 din hain na? 30 saal ki zindagi aur bas 30 din... baaki ke dino ka kya hua Roy?
Naina kaash mein tumhe bataa sakta, mein tumhe kitna chahta hun
I love you, I love you very very much naina
mein aankhe band karta hun to tumhe dekhta hun
aankhe kholta hun to tumhe dekhna chahta hun
tum paas nahi hoti to tumhe charo taraf mehsoos karta hun
har pal har ghadi har waqt merre naina mere naina ko doondate hain
ise pyar kaho paagalpan ya mere dil ki dhadkan
mere liye ek hi baat hai
pyar to bahut log karte hain
lekin mere jaisa pyar koi nahi kar sakta
kyonki kisi ke paas tum jo nahi ho
mein tumhe bhool nahi sakta naina
mein tumhe bhoolna hi nahi chahta
tum meri ho, mein tumhe zindagi bhar pyar karunga
marte dam tak pyar karunga aur uske baad bhi
ek machchar, ek machchar sala aadmi ko hijda bana deta hai
ek khatmal poori raat ko apahij kar deta hai
sala ek machchar sala aadmi ko hijda bana deta hai
subah ghar se nikalo bheed ka ek hissa bano
shaam ko ghar jao daru pio, bachche paida karo
aur subah talak phir ek baar mar jao
kyonki aatma aur andar ka insaan mar chuka hai
jeene ke liye ghinaune samjhaute kar chuka hai
sala ek machchar aadmi ko hijda bana deta hai
unchi dukan, phika pakvaan, khattar ki langoti chandi ka peekdaan
sau mein se assi beinaam, phir bhi mera desh mahaan
Andaz Apna Apna Yeh bandook apna nishana khud dhoondta hai
Munna Bhai MBBS Apun ko question poochne ka hai, koi mar rela ho to usko form bharna zaroori hai kya
Munna Bhai MBBS Jadoo ki jhappi...
Munna Bhai MBBS Take a deep breath!!! CALM DOWN CALM DOWN!!
Jab We Met bachpan se naa...mujhe shaadi karne kaa bahut craze hai by god! Damini Emotags: Tareekh pe tareekh milti rahi hai lekin insaaf nahin milta. Milti hai to sirf tareekh. Kanoon ke dalalon ne tareekh ko ek hathiyar ki tarah istemaal kiya hai
Munna Bhai MBBS do-sau cheh kisam ka toh sirf haddi hota hai. todte wakt apun ne kabhi socha kya?
Devdas Yun nazar ki baat ki, aur dil chura gaye, Hum to samjhe the put, aap to dhadkan suna gaye.
Jab We Met tum na original piece ho
Jab We Met aye haaye... aur tumhe kaha rakhna chahiye? train me ho par pata nahi train kahan jaa rahi hai, anjaan kisi station par utar jaate ho fir paaglon ki tarah gaadi chala ke almost meri jaan leke yaha pahuchte ho aur yaha kya andhere raaste par chale jaa rahe ho, akele, ratlam ki galiyon me, yaar tumhara problem kya hai bata hi do, sorry sorry sorry tum apni problem kisi ke share nahi karte, right, bachchan ke fan ho kya, angry young man, khush to bahut hoge aaj tum, hein, agnipath agnipath, achcha tumhara favourite hero kaun hai, ye to koi secret nai hai yaar
Munna Bhai MBBS abbe char aane ki murgi barah aane ka masala...duu kya ek rakh ke...
Dil Chahta Hai This is my mom and my dad. This is your dad and your mom.
Jab We Met Zindagi, ek rail ki patri hai, ek inch ka bend aur meelo ki doori hai, meri bhi kahi traine choothi hai par un jamane me main mard tha... matlab aaj bhi hun, magar tum ek ladki ho!! Akeli ladki khuli hui tijori ki tarah hoti hai, pata hain tumhare saath kya kya ho sakta hain... EmotagsMain bolega to log boley gey ke bolta hey
humne socha hum hi apke deewane honge lekin saare nuajavan aapke deewane nikle, dil ne socha rab se shikayat kare lekin khuda hi apni moorat ke deewane nikle!! Munna Bhai MBBS boyfriend bole to?
Deewar EmotagsMain aaj bhi phenke hue paise nahi leta...
Dil Chahta Hai Hum cake khane ke liye kahin bhi jaa saktey hai.. Jab We Met picnic par aaye hain hum log, tumhe na uthake museum mein rakhna chahiye, ticket lagna chahiye tumhe dekhne ke liye
Jab We Met log katl karne ke liye mujhe dhoondh rahein hain, ladki bhagane ka ilzam mere sir par hain aur mujhe ladki bhi nahi mil rahi hain Munna Bhai MBBS Subah ho gayi mamu
Jab We Met by God aaj tak ek train miss nahi hui meri!!
Dil Chahta Hai Ya toh yeh dosti gehri hai ya yeh photo 3D hai !!!
Andaz Apna Apna Sorry boss, ghalti se mistake ho gaya
Andaz Apna Apna Ullu-gadhaa-paagal toh mein bhi keh sakta tha -lekin mujhe pata hai, jo shakal se aap lagte hain, woh hain nahi
Deewar Aaj khush to bahut hoge tum.....jo aaj tak tumhare mandir ki seediyan nahin chada .... jisne kabhi tumhare samne haath nahin jode wo aaj tumhare saamne haath failaye khada hai.......ye tumhari jeet nahin haar hai haar......hum ghar se beghar ho gaye ...... mera baap jeeteji mar gaya ..... meri maa suhagan hote huye bhi vidhwa bani rahi .... lekin aaj tak maine tumse kuch nahin maanga....
Agneepath Ye telephone bhi ajeeb cheez hai- aadmi sochta kuch hai, boltha kuch hai, aur karta kuch hai. Dil Chahta Hai Aaj Pooja, Kal koi dooja..... Andaz Apna Apna Mein hoon Crime Master Gogo, aankhen nikaal ke gotiya kheloonga
Munna Bhai MBBS aaa gabbar kya chadar ki tarah phailela hai palang parr. Andaz Apna Apna Do dost ek cup se chai piyengey. Isse dosti badti hai, pyar badta hai
Munna Bhai MBBS Dr. Suman, Bole to apni woh chinki kaisi hai dikhne mai.... Bachpan mein to moti thi.... ab kaise dikhti hai woh
Amar Akbar Anthony arrey, yeh toh karate bhi jaanta hai
Amar Akbar Anthony Aisa to Aadmi Life mein Doich time bhaagta hai. Olympic ka race ho, yaa Police ka case ho. Tum kisliye bhaagta hai bhai?
Bunty Aur Babli Yeh World hai naa world...isme do tarah ke log hote hain...ek jo ek zindagi main ek hi kaam kartein hain aur doosre jo ek hi zindagi main bahut saare kaam kar jaatein hain...yeh woh doosre type ke logon main se thhy
Sholay So ja bete, so ja. nahin to Gabbar aa jaaega
Bunty Aur Babli Madam.............. i m your only adam!!
Andaz Apna Apna Aaj toh apna bad luck hi kharab hai
Namak Halal E lo kar lo baat. Are aisi angrezi ave hain ke I can leave angrez behind. I can talk english, I can walk english, I can laugh english, because english is a funny language. Bhairon becomes barren and barren becomes Bhairon because their minds are very narrow. In the year 1929 when India was playing Australia at the melbourne stadium Vijay Hazare and Vijay Merchant were at the crease. Vijay Merchant told Vijay Hazare. look Vijay Hazare, this is a very prestigious match and we must consider it very prestigiously. We must take this into consideration, the consideration that this is an important match and ultimately this consideration must end in a run.
Dil Chahta Hai Haan Mein...Magar Woh...Lekin Mein...Kyonki Woh...Tumne Toh...Sunoh Toh... !!!
Dil Chahta Hai kya kar raha hai yaar...mard ban... be a man
Jab We Met tum to bhut ameer nikle...please meri behen ke saath bhaag jao...hum sabki life set ho jayegi....hahaha
Badshah Kabhi Kabhi dil jodne ke liye dil todna parta hai, aur dil tod ke jorne wale ko.... pata nahin kya kehte hain
Jab We Met andar aa gayi hoon main .. ab toh mera haath chod do ... itni bhi sundar nahin hoon main
Andaz Apna Apna Sir, yeh Vasco Da Gama ke zamane ki gun hai. Kiske mama ki gun hai?
Andaz Apna Apna Aap mahaan hai! Aap shaktimaan hai! Aap -- etc etc, balki mein to kehta hu ki... aap purush hi nahi hai! ... Kyaa ????!!! Mera matlab, aap MAHApurush hai
Munna Bhai MBBS kya naam hai aapka....ooh ...Dr. Suman.....apun hai na tension nahi leneka Munna Bhai MBBS Kyon uncle.... Juice pivanu, carrom ramwanu..... Mazza ni life :)
Andaz Apna Apna Tum prem se jab milogi, prem ke prem main prem deewani ho jaogi.
Chupke Chupke Aap mujhe itne lambe naam se kyun bulati hain .. Aap mujhe pyare mohan nahin .... sirf pyare boliye. Pyareeeeeeeeee..
Dil Chahta Hai Iska matlab hum teeno sydney jaa rahe hai..(teeno).. ha tum, main aur yeh plane. Adalat Ek rahen iir, ek rahen beer, ek rahen patte aur ek rahen hum
Andaz Apna Apna Muscle dekhe hai na mere, MUSSAL ke rakh doonga
Lage Raho MunnaBhai apoon ne life mein sirf ekich baar jhooth bolaa thaa,,,,,woh bhi 92 me........ek bachhe ki atthanni kho gayee thi aur woh jor jor se ro rahaa thaa......tho apoon ne usko apni atthanni di aur bola ki rakhle maamoo, ye tera hai
Chupke Chupke saab, iska toh differential mein lafda hai Ishq Zindagi mein teen chezoon ke pechey khabi nahi bagna chahia : bus, train or chokri. Ab latak gaya na bech mein
Masti Meri biwi biwi nahi satelite hai satellite....jahan jataa hoon wahan aa jati hai...janoo kahan ho
Om Shanti Om main tumhe kahi bore to nahi kar raha hoon....
Sharaabi Meri zindagi ka tambu teen bambu pe khada hai sharab, shayari aur aap
Yarana Kacha papad, Pakka Papad
Main Hoon Naa ram aur lakshman saari mahabharat ek ghar mein
Main Hoon Naa maine to pehli hi apni ankhein bandh kar rakhi hai
Om Shanti Om Emotags: comic Yanna Rascalaan........ Mind it!
Sholay Hum angrezon ke zamane ke jailor hian. Haha
Golmaal (Old) Kurta to purush ke uparardh ki lajjaniwaran ke liye hota hai. Bharat mein 30 corore purush hain, unmein se 10 corore kurta pehente honge. Agar sab 6'' chota kurta pehne to bharat ki vastra samasya hal ho sakti hai. Pitaji lambe vastra ke fashion ke virudh the, unka kehna tha yeh lambe vastra ka fashion bahut hanikarak hai !!
Kuch Kuch Hota Hai ab ladke tumhe kyun dekh rahe hain ye toh you know aur ladkiyaan tumhen isleye dekh rahi hai kyunki....
Mr. & Mrs. Khiladi bachhe ki jaan lega
Dil Chahta Hai Ya toh yeh dosti gehri hai ya yeh photo 3D hai !!!
Sharabi yeh duniya paise ki itni dewaani kyon hai munshiji
Hera Pheri Yeh Babu Rao Ka Ishtyle hai
Yes Boss Kehena padta hai..... YESS BOSS
Main Hoon Naa gaya to gaya baby
Raja Hindustani Memshaab, us din aapko meri baat aachi lagi isliye aap ne mujhe bakshish di, aaj mujhe aap ki baat aachi laagi isliye mein aap ko aaj bakshish de raha hoon.....
Sholay Tumhara naam kya hai, Basanti?
Jab We Met Excuse Me...kya yeh sab aap free mein bol rahen hai ya kuch charge karte hai....kyon ki mere paas chillar nahi hai...
Lagaan Koi Mushkil Nahe hai Tipu, Gore Patlun Pahen ke ei khel ka Kirket kahet hai or Hum langoti band ke Gulli-Danda. Samja Are hamar Baap Dada kehalat are re hai gulli-danda
Mujhse Shaadi Karoge sameer....dekh aur kuch seekh...
Sharabi Muchhe ho to nathulal ji ke jaisi ho warna na ho
Dil To Pagal Hai Mar Gaya Rahul
Hera Pheri Sala kisko boltai re........ sala nahi bolne ka, sala! Main Hoon Naa Emotags: comic ey double battery single power
Rang De Basanti Bebe aie hai teri noo... Is da naam hai soo
Sholay Tera kya hoga re Kaaliya?
Jab We Met aap convince ho gaye ya main aur boloon
Lage Raho MunnaBhai bhaai,tumko pakkaa yakeen hai na, ki baar-baar andar aane se apun ki ijjat badhegi?
Sharabi Do aansoo ees aankh se gire, phir do oos aankh se. Phir do ees aankh se, do oos aankh se. Phir do oos aankh se, do oos aankh se. Kitne huye?...Nau lakh ke haar ke liye, Barah lakh ke Aanso? Daddy hote to kehte, Vijay tumhe business karna nahi aata?
Dilwale Dulhania Le Jaayenge Bade bade shehron mein aisi chhoti chhoti baatein hoti rehti hain ... senorita Jab We Met Main apni favourite hoon :)
Hera Pheri mereko kuve ke dono taraf se.. andar bahar.. dono taraf se wallpaper mangta!!!
Lage Raho MunnaBhai bhai vinamra hokar bolneka...bole toh desh hi wat lageli nahi...durgati ho gayee hai Rang De Basanti College ke is side hum duniya ko nachate hain...aur collage ke us side duniya hamein nachati hai..
Dilwale Dulhania Le Jaayenge Aaj tune dharamveer khandan ki naak ded inch unchi kar di hum sab to hindustan me fail hue the tune london mein fail ho ke dikhadiya
Sholay ab dekhne waali baat ye hai ki taanga kaun chala raha hai...
Jab We Met tum hamesha aise hi bakwaas karti ho ya phir aaj koi special occasion hai
Namak Halal In the year 1979 when Pakistan was playing against India at the Wankhade stadium Wasim Raja and Wasim Bari were at the crease and they took the same consideration. Wasim Raja told Wasim Bari, look Wasim Bari, we must consider this consideration and considering that this is an important match we must put this consideration into action and ultimately score a run. And both of them considered the consideration and ran and both of them got out.
Sholay Ghoda agar ghaas se dosti kar lega to khayegga kya?? isliye main ye paise le leti hu Hera Pheri Uthale re baba uthale.. mereko nahi in dono ko!!!!
Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham I looove Ladoo :p
Lage Raho MunnaBhai Abey leakage, samajh mein nahi aata kya, conference chal raha hai!
Main Hoon Naa Emotags: comic i wanna be as cool as lucky he is as smooth as atta in the chuki!!!
Rangeela Kya!! Tum mujhse pyaar karti ho...meine to kabhi tumhein aisee nazron se nahin dekha...I SHOCKED!!
Dilwale Dulhania Le Jaayenge Mujhe toh aaj tak yeh samajh nahin aaya ki kuchch log ek ladki ke saath poori zindagi kaise guzaar lete hain .. ki bhai iss duniya mein itni sundar sundar ladkiyan hain ... kisi ki aankhen khoobsurat, kisi ke honth achche hain, kisi ke baal achche hain....
Sholay Angrezon ke zamaane ke jailor, aur itni si ghabrahat?
Jab We Met mein karate mein black belt hoon
Namak Halal I can talk in english, i can walk in english, i can laugh in english, because english is a phunny language
Sholay aadhe idhar jao aadhe udhar jao or baki mere piche aao...
Hera Pheri Aare Deivi ka prasad mandir main milta hain.. Garage main NAHI!!!!!!!!!
Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham Chandu ke chacha ne chandu ki chachi ko chandi chowk mein chandni raat mein chandi ki chamche se chatni chatai
Lage Raho MunnaBhai sahi sahi jawaab de diyo,,,manchaahaa inaam le liyo......ye mixer le liyo,ye tawaa le liyo,ye istri le liyo
Rangeela Aye chindi chor... film dekhne aaya hai.. ke joote? Duplicate Bebe, ab main tujhe dikhaunga ke tera babloo apne bheje se Mannu ko kaise harata hai
Sholay Pachas-pachas kos dur tak jab bachcha rota hai toh maa bolti hai beta so ja, nahin to Gabbar aa jayega.
Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham MBA is a tough Job Naina
Bunty Aur Babli Ye world hai naa world, isme do tarah ke log hote hain.......
Sholay youn ki ye kon bola
Sholay Partner, ab bol hi diye ho to dekh lenge
Hera Pheri Are kaise dikhega halkat.. aankhon par chashma nahi.. aur sir ke uper ye hemlet
Namak Halal I can talk English, I can walk English, and I can laugh English because English is a very phunny language. Bhairo becomes Byron because their minds are very narrow
Dil Chahta Hai Uncle sam ye aakash ka jadu hai kabhi fail nahi hota.....
Sholay Mujhe to sab police walon ki suratein ek jaisi hi lagti hain
Hera Pheri kabira speaking...mast naam hai Lage Raho MunnaBhai pata nai bhai...vo note pe bhi close up tha na...uniform ka pata nai...lekin apun pata laga lega bhai!! tu tension bilkul na le...
Maine Pyar Kiya Madam ... ajkal darwaze par knock karke aane ka zamana nahi raha. .. sir, ajkal darwaze ko lock kr ke rakhne ka bhi zamana nahi..
Satte pe Satta Daaru peene se liver kharab ho jaatha hai.
Sholay mera naam soorma bhopali aisei nahin hai
Golmaal Andar tauliya rakha hain naa, yaa dhoti se kaam chalana padegaa
Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham he's my chotta brother mera praa
Maine Pyar Kiya ciggrette smokin is injurious to health sehat k liye hanikarak hota hai
Om Shanti Om ye to hamari family problem hai
Satte pe Satta Chan kuli ki main kuli ki Chan ...Chan kuli ki main kuli ki Chan ...Chan kuli ki main kuli ki Chan ...Chan kuli ki main kuli ki Chan ...
Hera Pheri Arey samjhata hoon naa baba,, par phele mujhey yeh to samjha ki samjhana kya hai?
Waqt arre yeh to kuch bhi nahin
Chupke Chupke saheb aap neemnagaman karenge ya unka oordwagam hoga
Sholay Yuki muze befizul baat karne ki aadat to hai nahi....
Golmaal (Old) jiske paas mooch nahi hai, uske paas mann hi nahi hai
Hum Tum Oh it's my tom Cruise look yaar!!!!
kal Ho Naa Ho Kunwari Kudi noo phone lagaun kya
Maine Pyar Kiya abhi mood nahin hai...
Om Shanti Om Picture abhi baaki hai mere dost
Dil Chahta Hai Hum cake khaney ke liye kahi bhi jaa saktey hai..
Waqt (Old) gul-e-gulzar, jaan-e-bahar, jan-e-tamanna- , noor-e-chashm
Lucky Main is kism ka naujawan nahin hoon yakeen karo mera .........
Satte pe Satta main vaise daaru nahi peeta .. daaru se Liver karab ho jata hai .. mujhe bhi aadat nahin hai .. bas ek baar apne dost ke shaadi main gaya tha .. tabhi 4 bottle pee gaya ... Sholay Saala Nautanki, ghadi ghadi drama karta hai
Golmaal (Old) Haan, Haan, desi kapdon ka mazak nahin udaoge to broadminded kaise kahlaoge?
Koi Mil Gaya mein roj bournvita pitaa hoon..........aur aap?????????
