Short funny jokes-Ghost with broken leg

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

A: Hoblin Goblin.

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Short funny jokes-Ruins

Why was the archaeologist upset?

His job was in ruins!

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Short funny jokes-Famous French skeleton

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton?

A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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Short funny jokes-Favorite bird

Q: What is a ghost's favorite bird?
A: Scare crow!
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Short funny jokes-No class

What do you do if a bird sh*ts on your car?Dump her immediately she must have no class!
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Short funny jokes-The new iPad

Apple unveiled the new iPad last week. The new iPad apparently has only modest improvements over previous models - which of course means I will trample over my own mother to get one.
posted by Mitesh Asher at 12:00 AM on Mar 12, 2012

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Short funny jokes-Bagpipers

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

To get away from the noise.

posted by Mitesh Asher at 12:02 AM on Feb 24, 2012

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Short funny jokes-Bagpipers

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

To get away from the noise.

posted by Mitesh Asher at 12:02 AM on Feb 24, 2012

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Short jokes-Lighting Technicians

Q: How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: It’s not a bulb, it’s a globe.

posted by Mitesh Asher at 12:01 AM on Feb 21, 2012

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Short funny jokes-Mop

A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer...and a mop.posted by Mitesh Asher at 12:01 AM on Feb 18, 2012

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Short funny jokes-Actors

Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say “I could’ve done that.”

posted by Mitesh Asher at 12:01 AM on Feb 14, 2012

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