Mr Funny ik TV showroom me jata hai.
Funny: Kya aap ke pas color TV hai?
Salesman: Yes.
Funny: Mere ko ik green vala dena.
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Mr Funny goes to a TV showroom. Mr Funny: Do you have color TVs?
Salesman: Yes.
Mr Funny: Give me a green one, please.
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Mr Funny ko Saturday ko hasana ho to kya karoge?
Usko Friday ko koi joke suna do.
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How do you make Mr Funnylaugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
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Jab bijli chamakti hai to Mr Funny smile kyon karta hai?
Kyon ko usko lagta hai ke uski photo khichi ja rahi hai.
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Why do Mr Funny always smile during lightning storms?
He thinks his picture is being taken.
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Mr Funny 911 dial kyon nahi kar sakta?
Kyon ki funny ko phone set pe 11 nahi milta.
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Why can't Mr Funny dial 911?
He can't find the 11 on the phone!
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Agar Funny aap par headgrenade fenke to aap kya karoge?
Headgrenade ki pin nikal ke vapis Fuuny pe fenk do.
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What do you do when Mr Funny throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
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