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Ik vari bohot sare lok CM Sahib di kothi samne ikathe ho ke nahre maran lagge: "CM Sahib Zindabad, CM Sahib Zindabad" Deputy CM: CM Sahib, assi ehna lokan nu na bijli diti na pani dita, fir v eh lok sanu zindabad zindabad kiyon keh rahe ne. CM: Oye putt, eh oh lok ne jehde inverters te generators supply karde ne. Santa to Banta: Main tere 64 de 64 dand tor dene ne. Laloo: 64 nahi 32 dand hunde ne, phaji. Santa: Mainu pata c tu v vich bolna a, iss lai tere v vich gin lye. |
| Ik accident hoya, bohot bheer ikathi ho gi. Santa Kumar nu agge ja ke dekhan da moka nahi c mil reha. Clever Santa cried: "Hai mera bapu…" Bheer ne Santa nu agge jan dita. Agge ja ke dekhya ta… . . . . . . . . . ...khota marya pya c !!!! |
Punjabi Joke SMS Joke Punjabi Teacher: Kaka tenu pata hai teri umar ch Mahatma Gandhi ne B.A. kar lai c.Student: Sir, menu eh v pata hai tuhadi umar ch Bhagat Singh fansi chad chuke c. Santa tube light de neech muh khol ke khada si. Kiyon... Kiyon ki doctor ne kiha si: Aj tera pet kharaab hai, light hi khana. |
Free Funny Gujarati Jokes Sms Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai: Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shaadi k liye 3 dabye. A Gujarati Man asks: Dusri shadi k liye kya dabana hai ji ? Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..! Sardar Ji: Asi ik mobile marriage bureau shuru kita hai: Rishtey laye 1 dabao, Mangni k laye 2 dabao, Shaadi k laye 3 dabao. Gujarati Man: Dusri shaadi de lai ki dabana hai? Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi laye pehle wali da gala dabao ..! |
Funny Pandit Ji: Raat mujhe ik admi ne CHAKU dikhakr loot liya.Funny Husband Wife Sms Jokes in Hindi Wife to Husband: Suno Ji, doctor ne mujhe ik mahine k aaram k liye kisi Hill station par jane ko kaha hai, hum kaha jayenge? Funny Husband: Dusre doctor k paas.. Joke in English Wife to Husband: Doctor has advised me to go to some hill station for a change. Where are we going? Funny Husband: ...to some other doctor. |
www Jocks com Jo hamesha hasta rehta hai usko HUSMUKH kehte hai.New Hindi Jocks  Aur jiska hasna hi bilkul bandh ho gaya hai usse kya kehte hai?. . . . .. . . . . . . . .HUSBAND :) |
Short Jokes Funny SMS in Hindi
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| Beggar: Sahib, 10 rupe de do. Coffee pini hai. Sahib: Par coffee ka cup to 5 rupe ka milta hai. Beggar: Sahib, sath girlfriend bhi hai. Funny Sahib: Beggar ho ke girlfriend bna li. Funny Beggar: Nahi Sahib, girlfriend ne beggar bna diya. |
| Hindi Bhai: Ye Gandhi Bapu har note me haste kyun rehte hai? Funny Gujarati: Simple hai bhai, Royenge to note Geela Nahi ho jayega ! -- Hahaha * * * Hindi Bhai: What is the difference between bus & cycle?Funny Gujarati: Bus ka stand bus ke sath kabhi nahi jata, Par cycle ka stand hamesha cycle ke sath jata hai. |
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Funny Question: Wife maike jakar Husband ko roj phone kyon karti hai? Funny Answer: Taki Husband ko yad rahe musibat tali nahi, phir aane vali hai!!! * * * Husband: Sir, meri wife gumm ho gayi hai. Postmaster: Bhai yeh postoffice hai. Ja ke policestation mein complaint likhao. Funny Husband: Kya karun, khushi ke mare kutch samaj hi nahi aa rha. | |
| Hamare Pyare Pandit Ji library me 2-3 ghante book pad ke bole: SO BORING. Itne saare characters, par koi story nahi. Librarian: Pandit ji, yeh to telephone directory hai !! English Joke Our beloved Pandit Ji went to a library and started reading a book. After reading it for 2-3 hours, Pandit Ji said: So Boring. So many characters but no story. Librarian: Pandit Ji this is a telephone directory !! |
Funny Husband:Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saal sey mera khoon jo pee rahi hai....Funny Indian Jokes in HindiGirlfriend to Boyfriend: Mera ladla, mera pyara, mera chhona, mera gugla. Muj se shadi karoge? Bolo baby, bolo na ! Funny Boyfriend: Tum mujhepropose kar rahi ho ya adopt ? |
Fakir To Santa: Aapke padosi ne pet bhar k khana khilaya he, Aap b kuch khilao. Santa: Yeh lo HAJMOLA... * * * Santa: Yaar Ye Autometacily Kya Hota Hai Banta: Simple Yaar, Jab Koi Ganji Aurat Auto Me Baith K Jaye to Use bolte hai "Auto-Me-Takli" * * * Santa ki patni Santa se boli aap hazaro me ek hai. Santa ne ek tappad mara aur bola baki 999 koun hai? * * * Banta: oye, tu to doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua? Santa: yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai. * * * Santa: Sir aap meri salary bada diyo, meri shaadi ho gayi hai. Boss: Factory ke bahar hone wale dur-ghatna ke liye factory jimmedar nahin hotii. * * * Santa & his wife buy hot coffee in a shop. Santa: Drink quickly... before it gets cold. Wife: But why... Santa: Hot coffee is for Rs.5 and cold coffee for Rs.10. |
Best Pakistani Jokes 2 Pakistani terrorists ik car mein bomb fix kar rahe the. First Terrorist: Agar bomb fit karte karte hi fat gaya to kya hoga? Second Terrorist: Chinta mat karo, mere pas ik aur bomb bhi hai. English Joke Two Pakistani terrorists were fixing a bomb in a car. First Terrorist: What would happen if the bomb explodes while fixing ? Second Terrorist: Don't worry, I have one more bomb. |
Free Hindi Sms Jokes Saas: Bhagwan ne tumhe 2 aankhe di. Chawal me se 2-4 pathar nahi nikal sakti. Bahu: Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daant diye 2-4 pathar nahi chaba sakti kya. |
Funny Hindi Shayari SMS Arz kiya hai..ki.. Galib ne bhari mehfil me sher mara. Galib ne bhari mehfil me sher mara. Fir kya hua? ...Sherni vidhwa ho gayi. |
Hindi Joke Bill Gates: Hamare country mein log aaj-kal email se shaadi karte hain.Funniest Laloo Yadav: Bill Sahib Ji, hamare Bihar mein to sirf female se hi shaadi karte hain. English Joke Bill Gates: In our country, people get married with email.Funniest Laloo Yadav: That's strange, in our country people get married with female only. |
