New Hindi Jokes Funny Sms

New Hindi Jokes Funny Sms

Funny Pandit Ji: Raat mujhe ik admi ne CHAKU dikhakr loot liya.

Friend: Lekin tumare pas to Gun hoti hai.

Funny Pandit Ji: Wo maine chupa di
warna wo bi loot leta !!!

In English

Funny Pandit: Yesterday a man showed me knife and snatched my cash.

Friend: But you keep gun with you.

Funny Pandit: I hided that, otherwise he would have snatched it too.