Fakir To Santa: Aapke padosi ne pet bhar k khana khilaya he, Aap b kuch khilao. Santa: Yeh lo HAJMOLA... * * * Santa: Yaar Ye Autometacily Kya Hota Hai Banta: Simple Yaar, Jab Koi Ganji Aurat Auto Me Baith K Jaye to Use bolte hai "Auto-Me-Takli" * * * Santa ki patni Santa se boli aap hazaro me ek hai. Santa ne ek tappad mara aur bola baki 999 koun hai? * * * Banta: oye, tu to doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua? Santa: yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai. * * * Santa: Sir aap meri salary bada diyo, meri shaadi ho gayi hai. Boss: Factory ke bahar hone wale dur-ghatna ke liye factory jimmedar nahin hotii. * * * Santa & his wife buy hot coffee in a shop. Santa: Drink quickly... before it gets cold. Wife: But why... Santa: Hot coffee is for Rs.5 and cold coffee for Rs.10. |
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Monday, February 7, 2011
Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi
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