Sweet Sms Jokes

Sweet Sms Jokes
Sardar Jokes in Hindi

Ek Pandit aur Ek Sardar Jungle me gaye.

Sahmne se ek Sher aa gya.

Sardar ne Sher ki aankh me mitti dali aur bhagte hue Pandit se bola: "Abe Bhag."

Pandit: Main Kyun Bhagu? Mitti tune dali hai.

English Joke

A Pandit Ji and a Sardar Ji go to a jungle.

A lion appears in front of them.

Sardarji throws dust into eyes of the lion and shouts: Run Pandit run.

Pandit Ji: Why should I run. You threw dust into his eyes.

Punjabi Joke

Ik Pandit te ik Sardar jungle vich jande ne.

Sahmne to ik sher aa janda hai.

Sardar Ji ne sher dian akhan vich mitti suti te bolya: Pandit ji bhaj lo.

Pandit Ji: Mein kiyon bhajan, mitti tu pai hai.