India can never win agianst Australia…
India can never win against Australia…
Know why?
Its all in name
IN-DIA & AUSTRA-LIA
Submitted by: Jia
First Aid
“How come you’re late?” asks the Manager as Santa walks in the door.
“It was awful,” Santa explains. “I was walking down Mall road and there was this terrible accident. A man was lying in the middle of the road. He’d been thrown from his car. His leg was broken, his skull was fractured, and there was blood everywhere.
Thank God I took that first-aid course and all my training came back to me in a minute.”
“What did you do?” asks the Manager.
Santa says, “I sat down and put my head between my knees to keep myself from fainting!”
Defeat of team India
After the shameful defeat of Team India, the team members were not able to show their faces to people and they chose not to go in public and rather just pack up in hotel rooms.
Dravid could not resist for too long to be in the hotel room and still not be able to go out shopping. So he disguises himself as another man and goes out. He meets a woman at the exit of the hotel who greets him
“Hi Dravid!”
Surprised for having been caught he comes back and makes himself up as Muslim woman – in Burkha etc and goes out. Yet the same woman greets him
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Submitted by: A.Qureshi.
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